1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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