I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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