It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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