Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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