Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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