She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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