id be glad to
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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