Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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