She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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