I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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