areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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