either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
why is half of my head shaved?
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