But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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