matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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