Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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