your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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