I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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