so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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