Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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