I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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