Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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