id be glad to
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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