We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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