We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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