I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i need some magic done to my vagina
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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