oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
