butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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