I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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