I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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