he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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