WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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