Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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