Operation Purity has been aborted
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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