Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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