i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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