It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he fucked my hip out of place.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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