I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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