then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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