Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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