I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
ugly people sure do ruin things
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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