i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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