quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
how does that bad decision feel?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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