What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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