just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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