She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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