Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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