there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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