Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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