Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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