how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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