Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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