i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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