All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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