using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Michael Bay diarrhea
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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