I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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