so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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