so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.